Memories of olden times that bring a tear to the eye, like sawdust fi a passing Anderson's lorry.
Tuesday 9 January 2007
Better git savin up fur nixt Xmas
New Aipple Iphone launched the day. Mair here, here, n here. Expect your oafspring ti want yin the morra, or accuse ye, as has awready happnd ti me the nicht, i bein "Steengie".
If Steve Jobs produced toilet paper with the Apple logo stamped on it and called it iBogroll people would fkn buy it and say "How innovative!" like the sheep they are.
Ma ain experience wi Aipple products isny gid. Twa ipods, baith bocht is presents, baith fkd within a year. A wee splash i rain n the game's a bogey. Classic case i style ower substance.
This site wis set up by a group i bored thirtysumhings who grew up thegithir in Bo'ness, a quaint former whaling port and mining town oan the banks i the Michty Forth River windin thru the Glens i Scotland.
Aye - we dae wear kilts and eat porage (sic)- wi sawt in it tae! The site is carefully worded in the Bo'ness dialect - please let us ken (know) if u canny understaun it afore breengin in ti skelp oor erses (barging in to criticise us).
Be shair ti look it the comments under each poast - they are usually funnier than the stuff we pit up, and feel free ti poast yir ain!!
We especially want ti hear fi aw they local petrochemical 'workers' who dae nuhin bit read this site n watch porn oan the nicht shift, in between turning a couple i valves n takin a fly heid doon.
4 comments:
If Steve Jobs produced toilet paper with the Apple logo stamped on it and called it iBogroll people would fkn buy it and say "How innovative!" like the sheep they are.
Gramma phones thats the future. Everything comes around again doesn't it.
I keep saying it - the ZX Spectrum's going to make a comeback. Clive Sinclair's just waiting for the right moment to thrust it back onto the market.
Ma ain experience wi Aipple products isny gid.
Twa ipods, baith bocht is presents, baith fkd within a year. A wee splash i rain n the game's a bogey.
Classic case i style ower substance.
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